Friday, February 22, 2008


I don't know if you have heard of this new disorder? It is really common among men, women, teens and children. Symptoms include:urges to burst out in song or move in tandem with others and act abnormally insane; wearing gaudy LOUD clothing; desires to cover their heads with hideous wigs and hair coverings; accessorizing with somewhat painful items such as fake sideburns, false eyelashes, unsightly fake moles; addictions to visiting 2nd hand clothing stores and costume shops; covering their faces with higher levels of makeup than usual; outbursts of laughter, camaraderie, general fun making. We will post more information as more symptoms are uncovered about this mysterious fast acting disorder. 
The good news is it has been isolated to a small area of North Texas in the region of Lewisville, Flower Mound, Corinth, Highland Village and Denton. It almost always flares up in the months of January through February and then subsides late March. This oddity has been further isolated to members of a church in Lewisville. First Baptist to be exact. And upon closer inspection it is those members of the Choir and Staff that seem to be the most adversely affected. 
This  Acronym stands for  Post Traumatic Dinner Theatre Syndrome.  Pass the word so that others can be warned and informed. And be on the watch for these people. While not truly dangerous their laughter and making fun of themselves is highly infectious and somewhat contagious. 

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